1. They keep their guard up a lot, which can make them seem standoffish. They’re pretty cool though. – Cool as a polar bear’s toe nails *big boi voice*
2. Don’t mess with their sleep, especially for dumb sh*t. – Ever
3. They love being spoiled, a lot…. a whole lot. – I don’t even have the energy to deny this
4. If you don’t have something meaningful to offer, keep it moving. – and quiet as kept
5. They show their love their way and if you can’t accept that, too bad. – I mean there’s some room for compromise. Prior approval required.
6. They know how to make a dollar out of 15 cents. Resourceful much? – Constant grind
7. Their humor can make you laugh and have you thinking “did he/she just try to play me?” at the same time. – You were played. But, with love.